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Western Canadian Team Masters Regina Saskatchewan Jan 9 - 11, 2004

By Nick B. McLob III, PSA Tour reporter for
International Squash Magazine, Longford, Middleton, UK

After travelling half way around the world to cover the exciting PSA world Open in Pakistan in December, I was hoping I would get a month off from living out of a suitcase and spend time covering the local circuit in England. Unfortunately, this was not to be. On January 4th, I was summoned into the chief editor's office and informed that I was to go to Regina, Canada (Regina? where's that?) to report on the Western Canadian Team Masters Tournament. I was also instructed to take a low profile in this
assignment. Many times when I cover tournaments and introduce myself as being from "International Squash Magazine" people put a spin on their comments and interviews and so the real story doesn't come out. So as something new I decided to cover the tournament as a "fly on the wall" so I
could really get behind the scenes. This is probably why most of you who will read this article will not have seen me or known I was actually there listening and observing. Some members from the BC #2 (Vancouver Island) team will no doubt speculate this article was actually written by a member of the BC #1 team but I can assure you this was definitely not the case.

There were a total of eight participating teams: two from BC, Alberta and Saskatchewan, and one each from Ontario and Manitoba. The tournament was extended to include Ontario because the Yukon group could not make it. The Ontario group was very enthusiastic about the format of the weekend, and
is already talking about putting together a similar tournament for the eastern provinces. Each team consisted of seven players: 4 men in the following age categories: 40+, 45+, 50+, 55+; and 3 women in 35+, 40+, 45+.

The BC #1 Team (Mainland) was made up of: David Langevin, Garett Hennigan, Steve Jacobs, Gavin Cooper, Tessa Breukels, Laura Ramsay, and Sue Rittinger. The BC #2 Team (Vancouver Island) was made up of: Scott MacInnis, James McKenzie, Kevin Kydd (on loan from the Mainland), Gerry Poulton, Lorrie Baildham, Dawn Calder, and Cathy Cockwill.

Everyone arrived Friday afternoon. Immediately there was controversy as some of the members of the Vancouver Island group quite vocally resented that they were the BC #2 team and not the BC #1 team. When the BC #1 Mainland Team members explained to them that the BC #2 name could be
changed to: BC Last Minute Team, BC-Very Late Team, or BCJust Under the Wire Team, it seemed to quiet them down considerably.

The eight teams were split into two pools with a round robin in each pool. On Saturday, BC #1 failed to advance to the Sunday finals (against Alberta #1) when they lost two critical matches to Ontario by a total of 3 points. David Langevin lost 10-9 in the fifth to Fernando Pesano and then Garett Hennigan lost 10-8 in the fifth to Mike Bertin. Garett Hennigan was later harshly demoted from Team Captain to merely Team Photographer for the remainder of the weekend.

The result of Saturday's matches was that Ontario and Alberta #1 would play for 1 / 2 on Sunday and BC#1 would play BC #2 for 3 / 4. Saturday night was capped off with a fabulous dinner, party, and dancing for some. The night was marred by some comments from the BC Vancouver Island team that the BC
Mainland team members were "Prima-Donnas". The BC Mainland team took this in stride and refused to be pulled down and goaded into an argument.

Before Sunday's matches, the BC Mainland Team attempted to negotiate, in a very friendly way, a small adjustment to the play order to avoid having David Langevin having to use his "hypothetical" blistered and damaged feet. I couldn't believe my very small eyes and ears (remember I am fly) when the BC Vancouver Island team extorted from the Mainland the right to edit the article that Garett Hennigan would be writing about the tournament in exchange for the change in play order. The Mainland team had no choice but
to comply with these demands. Fortunately, I was there to write the article which then made it unnecessary for Hennigan to write anything and perhaps have it tampered with by the Vancouver Island Team.

Sunday produced a dramatic final between Alberta #1 and Ontario. With the match score tied at 3-3, Danny Shannon and Mike Bertin went 5 games with Danny pulling out a thrilling 9-7 in the fifth giving Alberta #1 first place. The battle between the BC teams came down to the last two matches where BC Mainland defeated BC Vancouver Island 5-2. This finally settled the on-going weekend debate of who was the #1 team. One thing I did note was that the BC Mainland team had a guarded stock of special cookies
prepared by one of the wives of the team members. These cookies were used as special reward and **only** given in a special ceremony to Mainland Team members after each match. I was very surprised that the Vancouver Island team did not launch some type of official protest to have the cookies and/or the eaters tested for performance enhancing substances.

After the awards ceremony the departing teams were whisked to the airport for the return flights. A freak 3-hour fog storm cancelled one of the flights and left half the BC players to spend one more night in Regina and one Vancouver Island player stranded in Vancouver.

     

To test whether members of the two BC teams were paying attention during the weekend, I have a little self-evaluated quiz. Match up the items in List #1 with the correct item in List #2:

List #1

  1. Best and most exuberant dancer
  2. Sunday's match score for 3rd place between BC #1 and BC #2
  3. Best disguise by a squash player
  4. 3 consecutive 5-game matches in less than 18 hours
  5. Best dance from on top of a speaker
  6. Number of BC players stranded in Regina for Sunday night because of the fog
  7. Affectionately and very respectfully described in valiant effort against Marty Guiffre by his team members as a "Water Buffalo in heat"
  8. Chief cheerleader for BC #2
  9. Number of veggie burgers served on Friday night
  10. Club with the most repetitive music in Regina

List #2

    a. David Langevin
    b. James McKenzie
    c. 5-2
    d. John Fredricks
    e. Habanos
    f. Tessa Bruekels
    g. Melanie McKenzie
    h. Kevin Kydd
    i. 6
    j. 0
The answers are not provided to protect the innocent and to comply with the axiom of Cathy Cockwill, "What happens on the road, stays on the road". You will have to honestly evaluate your own answers. Check how you faired in the quiz as follows:

All 10 correct ====== Fantastic! You were paying attention but you were probably drinking Sprite the whole weekend.
6 to 9======= Great! You were an involved participant!
2 to 5 ====== Poor! Where were you the whole weekend? or Great! You were an involved participant but
you were **not** drinking Sprite.
1 ====== You only read this article and weren't actually there.
0 ===== Read the article again.

The participants would like to thank Kevin Tell and Bev Anderson for organizing this great tournament, Ernie for organizing the courts and draws, Jim and Gail Todd for the hours of shuttling the groups from hotel to club to airport, the sponsors, and many, many others.

Everyone is looking forward to next year's tournament in Calgary or Edmonton!

 


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